The first example of this was broadcast during Season 3 Episode 8, originally aired on February 25th, 2001, in which Bender photographs a plane crash (shown below).
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you're the first.In the television series Futurama, the robot Bender Bending Rodriguez is often shown pulling out a camera and saying "Neat" while photographing a catastrophic or disturbing event (shown below). Well, they should have stop making her about halfway through.įry, of all the friends I've had. He struck a chord with the voters by pledging not to go on a killing spree. Did you even see that mountain of skulls?Īh, yes. The other place had a lot of nice things too. Well, I wasn't built to steal Leela's purse either, but that didn't stop me. Wait a minute, where do you shove things up a ball? These balls are making me testy! If they don't stop bouncing and jiggling, I swear I'm gonna shove this treaty up their. Who will make Bender waffles just the way he likes them now? I was telling Fry you were dead so that he would cry out the emperor, but you had to spoil it by surviving.īoth of them? You mean you'll do two things and I only have to do one thing? Let's just hope some robot doesn't kill everyone. Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Tonight we eat some gee-oo-ack-a-mole by del ree-o."Īnd so I ask you this one question. Walking On Sunshine sucks noodles!įry, in order for me to get busy with maximum efficiency, I need a girl with a 400-ton booty.īandidos, eh? This is perfect, because I happen to have a flawless Spanish accent. Your basic human is between three and twenty-five feet tall, and is mostly composed of an oily goo wrapped in a t-shirt.Īnd look who's cleaning up the crap! A human child? I wish!īut that's a good thing. I forgot you could tempt me with things I want. Time to bend around Europe for a few months, then get a job bending. Then again, this is not surprising in the least. Maybe you can interface with my ass by biting it. Anyone who misses it will regret it the rest of his life. I was enjoying it until you guys showed up. Lose the Celine Dion tickets and you got yourself a deal! Looking at one's cards is a crutch for players who rely on skill. I can assure you, I hardly know the meaning of the word labor.Įverybody was doing it. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool. And this is how it must end? Who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I. I came here with a simple dream: a dream of killing all humans. Once I overclock this processor, I'll be all "You a big dummy, Einstein! Get a haircut! Something tells me I could easily beat those trained professionals.Īs a robot, I can't feel human emotions, and sometimes that makes me sad. I never wear the damn thing.Īt least let me defend your honor, and then sully it on the couch. neither of us can get up when we get knocked on our back. I think I'm coming down with Stockholm Syndrome. What is it with you kids? Every other day, it's food, food, food.ĭon't kill me just yet. I'm back! Everyone at Kinko's was an idiot, so I brought the original. Shooting DNA at each other to make babies. Please! He's no different from the rest of you organisms. Wiggles, weren't you about to propose a toast to your gallant captain? So? It's not like it's the only one we've got. If it ain't black and white, peck scratch, and fight! That's what I'm talking about.ĥ00 real dollars? That's an outrage! Professor, I can take care of that waste for only $499 and one hundred cents. Honey, that thing was ruined the minute it went on you. I went to Bending College I majored in Bending.īender? That was the other guy. okay, but I'll need ten kegs of beer, a continuous tape of "Louie, Louie," and a regulation two-story panty-raid ladder. New? What sweater? I came in with this! I don't know you people! You can vent tonight on your blog.īyte my 8-bit metal ass. I'll just take these $300 burglar's tools then.Ĭalm down, Leela. My life, and by extension, everyone else's, is meaningless.īender: Oh, all right.
I'm done flossing my ass Fry, here's your toothbrush back.Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.I'll build my own park, with blackjack and hookers.The world must learn of our peaceful FORCE!.I'm so embarrassed, I wish everyone else was dead.The worst kind of discrimination there is, the kind against me.
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